Walking With My Friends Downtown And Seeing Someone Getting Arrested
When My Friend Hands Me His Bag Of Food At A Drive Thru
Just so you know, Magic Johnson follows 138 Twitter accounts, and one of them is Country Time Lemonade.
The Greatest Thing Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV6ypBxngVU
- Via Andi Patton
Losing To NC State By 4 Points
At The Bar On Thursday Night When You Remember The Presentation Thats Due In The Morning
How long did you do stand up before you felt as if you’d “become successful”?
It was 8 yrs before I could feed myself with my earnings. That’s a good yardstick, I suppose. So like college + law school or something like that, except with more jerking off in motels. - Rob Delaney
